Morning Wood: Garrett Hedlund

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Garrett's been morning wood before, but after his piece in the new issue of Interview, I think he deserves another go around:

Drool. There is just so much range on his hot. How can anyone be so hot in so many different ways?

Morning Wood: Idris Elba

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You may know Golden Globe winner Idris Elba for his roles in The Wire, Takers, The Losers, Prometheus, 28 Days Later, Obsessed, RockNRolla, Thor, Luther, The Big C, etc, etc, etc. My man is super busy getting work, and getting all those panties wet. Top five reasons he does it for me -- 

Morning Wood: John Gallagher, Jr.

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Can we just call The Newsroom The Jim Show? J/k lol, not really. Kidding.

Here's why John Gallagher, Jr. is a babe: His last name is Gallagher. He's a Gemini. He plays a dorky, workaholic named Jim on HBO's The Newsroom (my latest television obsession/writing inspiration).

A quick google search informed me that he won a Tony in 2007 for Spring Awakening, so that covers the Talent Boner portion of my lust. And for whatever reason (likely that he's a Gemini) his can pull off a variety of looks - short hair, long, glasses, facial hair, smiling, not smiling, and still be so...

Morning Wood: Miles Teller

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Every now and then I spring a boner for the average, 

softer-around-the-edges hunk. Behold...

Miles Teller is normal guy hot

Miles Teller played the cool kid in Project X that the dorks invited at the supermarket. I was doing my usual gossip blog rounds and he showed up in a pic with FRANK & Kudi (#4 on my Top 10 Music boner list) at the GQ MOTY Awards.

Miles Teller is giving me major Richard Gere and Vince Vaughn. It's like he's hot, but he's not over doing it. He's not too pretty. His beauty is mild, and understated; it's right there in front you, and still just a little elusive. He looks old and young, manly, and gentle, friendly and sarcastic all at the same time. I'm obviously completely obsessed.

He just wrapped a bunch of movies I'll be looking for, including: 21 And Over, and Two Night Stand. 

Morning Wood: Logan Marshall-Green

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Logan is a sexy-ass name.

mmmmmm

Logan Marshall-Green played Dr. Charlie Holloway in Ridley Scott's Prometheus. Here's why he's hot: lips, eyes, body management.

Have you ever observed the way a man moves? Some men are janky and shaky, and bobbly. They can't stand still, they lean into themselves uncomfortably. Other men have wild, uncontrolled movements, very careless and reckless, and they seem very likely to step on you by accident, or accidently bump into people often. Some men are very rigid and controlled, very guarded. This could be taken to mean they're poised, and good for them. But an obviously poised man is boring. He's trying too hard and I haven't got nearly enough patience or interest in uncovering whatever he's hiding and protecting because the truth is it's just a lot of insecurity which I'm only going to make worse.

But a man like Logan, his poise is less obvious. He's poised in his ability to move his body fluidly, whether rigid or reckless, his motion is always subtly controlled, but still so full of energy and life. He's just giving it off, oozing it really.

Then again, he's an actor and a Scorpio.

And just like that, this entry is done.

Morning Wood: Aaron Johnson

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Aaron Johnson is the other fox on the Savages poster. He's English (check), twenty-two (meehhh, check), and really, inexcusably pretty. His eyes are so big! His body is so crafted. His lips are so... Aaron Johnson played the hero in Kick-Ass, but he wasn't exactly what I'd call fox then. A babe, yes - if by 'babe' you mean one too young to be attractive or fantasized about. Now he's over legal drinking age, he's all filled out in the torso, all jaw'd up, and sexy. I need him in more shit like Savages, doing more sex scenes, and shooting more guns. Like yesterday.

Now Savages is no Blow. It's no Bad Boys 2. It's no All About The Benjamins. But it's also not all that bad either. I mean, it's not great. It wasn't terrible. I could've lived without the narration. It was excessive where it didn't need to be, and absent where it should've been. But there was enough shooting, and plot-twisting, and random comedy to keep me into it. And Aaron Johnson held my focus pretty well.

Morning Wood: 2Fer - Garrett Hedlund & Jamie Bell

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Foxes Garrett Hedlund (l)  and  Jamie Bell (r)
pose for Prada's Menswear Fall/Winter 2012 print campaign

Blame DesignTAXI. Blame Prada. Blame whoever cast Jamie Bell in Man On A Ledge - which I finally saw last week (and which also starred previous Morning Wood hunk, Ed Burns). Blame whoever cast Garrett Hedlund in TRON. Blame it on the rain.

Forget Rob Stark. Give Me Jon Snow.

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Kit Harrington, fox.

Okay, so Game of Thrones...just a wee bit confusing for me. Which is funny, considering I grew up on a very, very hefty diet of soap operas.